1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:08,060 Last week, we left Will and Dr. Smith trapped in a mysterious cave, unaware 2 00:00:08,060 --> 00:00:13,320 inside, a space warp was about to open a ghostly door to an incredible haunted 3 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:14,320 world. 4 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:16,900 Do you see anything? 5 00:00:17,460 --> 00:00:21,140 It looks like it gets bigger inside, but the robot can't fit through this 6 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:23,920 opening. Then he can stand out here on guard. 7 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:28,600 A little storm won't hurt him. That is all right, Will Robinson. I do not mind 8 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,820 weather. Better get Dr. Smith inside before he melts. 9 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:36,400 Go ahead, Dr. Smith. 10 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,800 After you, dear boy. I shall fight a rearguard action against the elements. 11 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:42,620 There's nothing to be afraid of in there now. Come on. 12 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,199 You see? 13 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,420 Nothing to worry about. 14 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:53,040 Forgive me, claustrophobia. 15 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:56,640 I have never been able to endure confinement in small places. 16 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:16,730 Oh, but they sure are handy. 17 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:23,450 Golly. A landslide sealed up the cave entrance. 18 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:24,770 A landslide. 19 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:29,510 Then we are entombed. We shall die like rats in the darkness of hunger. Oh, woe 20 00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:33,050 is me. Come on, Dr. Smith. Someone will dig us out. They won't even know where 21 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:35,050 to look. The robot can tell them where we are. 22 00:01:35,270 --> 00:01:36,830 That incompetent walking ingot. 23 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,470 No, William, we may as well face it. 24 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:42,390 We are entombed and we are doomed. 25 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:48,980 Well, this is no time to sit down. On the contrary, William, it is a time to 26 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:53,440 compose oneself to face doom bravely and with noble composure. 27 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:55,780 Well, I'm too young to die. 28 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:57,880 Where are you going? 29 00:01:58,020 --> 00:02:01,720 I'm going to see if there's another entrance to the cave. William, don't 30 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:02,720 me here alone! 31 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,440 William! 32 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:13,620 Oh, sadness will follow. 33 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:16,010 My end is surely near. 34 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:07,640 Thank you. 35 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:08,630 gone back to the ship. 36 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,030 We'd better start back. Maybe we'll catch up with them on the way. 37 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,930 We'd better get back to the ship. 38 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:19,730 Emergency! Emergency! 39 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:20,609 What's wrong? 40 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:21,610 What is it? Emergency! 41 00:04:21,810 --> 00:04:23,090 Emergency! To the rescue! 42 00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:24,750 What's the matter with him? 43 00:04:25,450 --> 00:04:26,450 Overheated circuits? 44 00:04:26,770 --> 00:04:28,930 Well, if it was possible, I'd say he's hysterical. 45 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:30,710 Emergency! To the rescue! 46 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:33,370 What could be wrong with him? 47 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,520 Well, something's wrong, but whatever it is, our metallic friend doesn't make 48 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:39,520 much sense. 49 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:40,600 Emergency! Emergency! 50 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:45,580 Will Robinson and Dr. Smith are trapped in a cave by a landslide. Are they hurt? 51 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,840 My senses indicate they were both in good physical condition. How long this 52 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,060 condition prevails will depend on the air supply. 53 00:04:54,740 --> 00:04:58,600 Will and Smith? Oh, Don, the robot says they're both trapped in a cave. 54 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:01,780 Oh, no. We'll need tools. Take shovels. They need me to dig with them. We'll 55 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:02,780 start right away. All right. 56 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,140 I'm coming with you. 57 00:05:11,470 --> 00:05:15,790 Oh dear, I'm afraid he's fallen into some crevice, perhaps hurtling to the 58 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:16,930 centre of this horrible planet. 59 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:02,580 you 60 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:52,630 This place, in the year 1497, Anno Domini, Hamish of Glamis, 61 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:58,270 9th Laird of Glamis, was executed for high treason against his liege lord and 62 00:08:58,270 --> 00:09:00,810 master, James Stuart, king of Scotland. 63 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:02,750 Scotland? 64 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,430 I'm back on Earth! 65 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,149 Use your wit. 66 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:41,990 Think clearly. There must be some way out of this. 67 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:45,930 And above all, be calm, Zachary. Be calm. Be calm. 68 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,170 Be calm. 69 00:09:48,430 --> 00:09:51,250 We'll lose Rock and Shale. We ought to be able to break through it in no time. 70 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,180 There's no passage here, nothing but solid rock. 71 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:12,100 Don, what could have happened? 72 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:15,080 Well, we know the magnetic field of this planet's unstable, Maureen. 73 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:20,400 And? And I think the storm created a warp in that field and Will went through 74 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,320 it. You mean he passed through into another dimension? 75 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,300 Well, how do we get him back? 76 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,240 We can only try to duplicate that warp effect. 77 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:29,980 Will it work? 78 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,940 Well, if Will stays in the same space continuum, yes, I think there's a chance 79 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:34,940 we can get him back. 80 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,920 Who do you think you're trying to frighten? 81 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,300 That's a child's play for any good magician. An amateur at that. 82 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,660 Where'd you get that getup? Did he use costume sales? 83 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,740 Hey, cut it out. 84 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,160 Where are you? 85 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,080 Over here. 86 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,900 I said to cut it out. 87 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,300 But you know, that is a pretty good trick. 88 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,680 To a wooden mirror, I guess. 89 00:14:42,519 --> 00:14:45,980 Great horned toads, have you no respect for a ghostie? 90 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,280 Why don't you stop fooling around and take me to your leader? 91 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,000 Me what? 92 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,000 You aliens are all alike. 93 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:57,720 Never come out and say what's on your mind. Never save time and trouble. 94 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,140 always trying to scare somebody. 95 00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:01,800 Tell me, are you mortal? 96 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,180 Well, of course. What are you? 97 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:07,600 I told you what I was. I'm a ghostie. 98 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:11,460 If you're not going to be sensible about this, please leave. I kind of want to 99 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:12,460 thank her. 100 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,480 Ah! 101 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,680 Are you no a field? 102 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,220 Not even a wee bit? 103 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,679 Not at all. 104 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,900 Now, how do I get out of here? 105 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:31,620 Oh, how does he get out? Oh, that's a good one. How does he get out of here? 106 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,820 Don't you know where you are, laddie? 107 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:36,260 Now we're getting someplace. 108 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,480 Where are we? 109 00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:42,920 in the famous halted ruin of Glamish Castle. 110 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,960 And I am the resident ghostie. 111 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,220 Hamish Rue Glamish. 112 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,580 Ninth Laird of Glamish. 113 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:55,360 You mean... You're... The very same, laddie. 114 00:15:55,760 --> 00:16:00,760 Oh, would you look at that. Oh, the dust and dust on this thing. 115 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:05,100 I'm telling you, things have gone to sixes and sevens around here in the last 116 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,100 few hundred years. 117 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,320 All right, Daddy, where's your man? Speak up. Who are you? 118 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:11,740 Will Robinson. 119 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,060 Robinson, did you say? 120 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,060 You know, that's a goodly name. 121 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:18,080 I knew Robinson once. 122 00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,180 Yes, he was a surgeon. 123 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,540 A surgeon? 124 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:26,920 He took care of me, Galt. Oh, you should have seen the foot on me. It was that 125 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,920 big. 126 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,740 It's still a bit swollen, but that's because they cut off me head before the 127 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,740 cure was complete. 128 00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:36,960 Go ahead, you can touch it. Oh, but be careful now. Be careful. 129 00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:49,410 I'm saying this again. Excuse me. 130 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:58,130 Excuse me. I forgot something. 131 00:17:00,610 --> 00:17:05,310 You see, it's only the soft music of the pipes that keeps Angus calm. 132 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:50,440 Piping is grand, lady, but it surely takes the wind out of a man. 133 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,620 I ask you a question. What is that? 134 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,819 Ah, 135 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:54,860 Angus, is it? 136 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,780 Sure, he's the curse of Glamis. 137 00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,640 What is he? What's he like? 138 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,560 It's a wee bit difficult to describe poor Angus. 139 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:04,300 Part human, you know. 140 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:09,620 Human? Oh, yes, yes. Why shouldn't he be, too? Isn't he me own great, great, 141 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:13,800 great granduncle? Or is it great, great, great... 142 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:17,890 Great grad, Uncle Iyer, that's it. Oh, these generations are very confused, 143 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,250 confused. What else is he like? 144 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:22,770 Oh, now, like I said, it's very hard to say. 145 00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:28,070 You could call him the thing that goes bump in the night. 146 00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:30,770 He also eats people. 147 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,510 Is it safe out here? 148 00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:36,010 Oh, to be sure, to be sure, yes. 149 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:39,090 Inglis loves the soft music of the pipes. 150 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,760 Told you now. He is a wee bit odd, you know. 151 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,340 Down, down, down, Angus, down now. Easy. 152 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,080 You better be off inside. 153 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,740 He becomes uncontrollable when he smells fresh meat. Now off with you, off, I 154 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:05,740 say. Off. 155 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,630 Come back with explosives and take that cave apart. 156 00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:25,170 Will's got to be in there. Mom! 157 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,130 Will? 158 00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:34,470 Where have you been? 159 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:36,450 I'm not sure. 160 00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:43,670 Then I went along this corridor and out this door, and here I am. 161 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:46,070 Don't you believe me? 162 00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:49,230 Will, I think you'd better go to bed. You're overtired. 163 00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:50,550 I don't have a fever, Mom. 164 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,100 I tell you, that's just the way it happened. I was back on Earth. I was 165 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,480 We'll talk about it later. 166 00:19:57,860 --> 00:19:59,240 I guess I'd better go to bed. 167 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:01,420 Go ahead, dear. 168 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,380 Doesn't anybody believe me? 169 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,440 Oh, now, that's enough of that. 170 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,920 You don't believe that stuff about ghoulies and ghosties and strange 171 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,040 do you? I believe something happened to Will in that cave. 172 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,300 And instead of everybody doubting him, I think it should be investigated. 173 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,220 Oh, come on, Judy. Will had a rough time in there. He imagined things. 174 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,640 Oh, no, Don. Will's not the kind of boy to imagine things. 175 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,039 Judy's right. 176 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,340 There is something in that cave that bears investigating. 177 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,600 I couldn't agree more, madam. 178 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:44,020 William was in that cave with me, and there was no apparent way for him to get 179 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:48,000 out. Well, I'm not about to start believing in ghosts, Scottish ghosts or 180 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 other kind. Good night. 181 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,560 I'll talk to Will about it in the morning. 182 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,240 William? 183 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,260 Come in, Dr. Smith. 184 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:14,240 I thought you'd be awake, and so I brought you some milk. 185 00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:16,070 No, thank you. I don't want any milk. 186 00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:17,510 As you wish. 187 00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:20,470 Here, my dear boy. 188 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:22,570 I know how you feel. 189 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:25,450 It's very hard to tell the truth and not be believed. 190 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:29,030 The same thing has happened to me so many times that I always found it very 191 00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,030 disconcerting. 192 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:35,410 However, on some occasions, I have managed to establish my veracity by 193 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:36,810 some physical evidence. 194 00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:41,030 Now, if you had any such evidence... Evidence of what? 195 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,210 Of the fact that you were actually back on Earth. 196 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,500 How could I ever prove anything like that? 197 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,080 Perhaps you picked up a trifle on the way. 198 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:50,820 No. 199 00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:53,179 Wait a minute. 200 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,180 Yes? Yes? 201 00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:55,880 Yes? How about this? 202 00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:59,860 A weed? It was growing all over the castle wall. 203 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:03,580 That's hardly conclusive evidence, William. Plants like this could grow 204 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:04,580 on the planet. 205 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:09,080 However, I shall take it along and give it some scientific tests and we shall 206 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,080 see. 207 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,119 Good night. 208 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,120 Good night. 209 00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:20,350 that I just couldn't. 210 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:22,750 No. 211 00:23:13,650 --> 00:23:17,950 Scotch ivy, indigenous to the British Isles, particularly the Ayrshire 212 00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:18,950 of Scotland. 213 00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:20,970 I knew it. 214 00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:24,570 The boy has stumbled onto something at entrance through the dimensions of back 215 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,190 to Mother Earth. Oh, joy, oh, bliss. 216 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,390 I must act at once. 217 00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:34,550 Will Robinson. 218 00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:35,909 Yes, Robert? 219 00:23:35,910 --> 00:23:38,930 Your father ordered me to patrol the area while he is away. 220 00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:40,310 I must warn you. 221 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:43,830 It is not safe to venture beyond the perimeter of the ship, Will Robinson. 222 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,130 Well, it's all right. I'm not going to go very far. 223 00:23:47,030 --> 00:23:48,850 Say, did you hear any music out here? 224 00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:52,810 Certain cacophonous sounds were received and recorded by my sensors. 225 00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:54,630 Sounds about right. 226 00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:57,230 Now, don't worry about me. I won't be going very far. 227 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,440 Don't you try to play any of your sneaky tricks on me again. 228 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,920 I didn't play any tricks on you. Oh, didn't you indeed, huh? And how come 229 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:31,720 this poor tormented ghost of Hamish Rouglamish is in the perdition that he 230 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,180 It isn't perdition. 231 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:35,620 Of course it's perdition. Would you look at it? 232 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:40,080 What's wrong with it? It's the gout, you clot. It's the gout. 233 00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:45,000 After 400 years it's come back to plague me. If that's not perdition, I don't 234 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,759 know what is. 235 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,040 Ghosts don't have gout. 236 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,580 Now he's trying to murder me, the wretch. 237 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:57,040 I touched you. Of course you touched me. 238 00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:01,020 You did touch me. 239 00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:03,040 I'm flesh and blood again. 240 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,000 I'm no longer a ghostie. 241 00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,620 Now look at the mess you've got me into. 242 00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:10,500 I thought you'd be glad. 243 00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:15,780 My head won't come off either. Have you no notion how this happened? 244 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,780 It must have happened when you passed through the space warp. 245 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,380 Space warp? 246 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,240 Indeed. Will you give over your whining explanations and tell me how I get back 247 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,240 to where I belong? 248 00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:27,080 You mean you want to be a ghost again? 249 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:32,700 Do you think I want to go through another miserable lifetime of this gout 250 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,000 foot? Well, I do not. 251 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:38,680 And besides, who will look after poor Angus when I'm not around? 252 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,100 Well, 253 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:43,660 I don't know about that, but my mother might be able to help your gout. She's 254 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:47,520 awfully good at doctoring. Ah, your mother and... Oh, oh, oh. 255 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:50,220 Oh, well, I think we... 256 00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:51,850 We best try something. 257 00:25:53,090 --> 00:25:54,090 All right. 258 00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:57,550 Do what you have to do, Lenny. But I ain't going to lie down. 259 00:25:58,450 --> 00:25:59,630 Watch out for your gaps. 260 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:07,690 It just can't be. 261 00:26:07,990 --> 00:26:09,830 I can see him and I can touch him. 262 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,410 But I just don't believe it. 263 00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:13,870 I didn't come here to be insulted. 264 00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:18,890 You say you're Hamish, ninth laird of Glamis, huh? Aye. And you're a ghost. 265 00:26:19,270 --> 00:26:20,039 I am. 266 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,260 Or at least I was. 267 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,360 Now give me your hand, please. 268 00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:27,060 The gout's in me foot, woman, not in me hand. 269 00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,140 Do as Mom says, Hamish. 270 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:30,780 No. 271 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,320 All right. 272 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:35,020 What's yon dagger for? 273 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,740 I'm going to take a sample of your blood. 274 00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:37,980 What? 275 00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:43,920 I fall among vampires, demons, and ghosts, and all the pearls of darkness 276 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,440 out. I'm going to run a test on this blood to see if you're really human or 277 00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:50,450 I believe I can provide assurances on that point. 278 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,090 Permit me to introduce myself. 279 00:26:52,590 --> 00:26:53,870 I am Dr. Zachary Smith. 280 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:56,170 Never mind that, Smith. Just get to the point. 281 00:26:56,530 --> 00:26:58,530 The point is this. 282 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:00,129 What is it? 283 00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:04,670 It's a kind of ivy, indigenous to the British Isles, and particularly to the 284 00:27:04,670 --> 00:27:06,570 Ayrshire district of Scotland. 285 00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:08,330 Well, that settles it, then. 286 00:27:08,910 --> 00:27:11,070 We must radio John out with a relay station. 287 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:13,850 He can explain how to set up that magnetic warp apparatus. 288 00:27:15,419 --> 00:27:19,040 The only problem is, John, we can't generate enough power to maintain the 289 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,620 for more than a few seconds, which means only one besides Hamerson will go 290 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:24,140 through. I see what you mean. 291 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,340 You're going to be needed at the magnetizer controls. 292 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,499 I could go. 293 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,500 Oh, no, dear. 294 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:29,700 No chance, Judy. 295 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,540 Not without knowing what's beyond that warp. 296 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:33,220 May I propose a solution? 297 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,400 Now, let's hear it, Smith. 298 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,180 I shall go myself. 299 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,080 You? Why? 300 00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:42,460 I am eminently qualified from a scientific point of view. 301 00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:46,830 I shall return to Earth with this briefcase containing star charts, 302 00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:47,950 our exact location in space. 303 00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:51,510 Within a matter of months, a relief expedition will be on the way to rescue 304 00:27:51,510 --> 00:27:53,490 of you. Now, what could be simpler than that? 305 00:27:53,690 --> 00:27:55,470 How do we know this isn't one of your tricks, Smith? 306 00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:57,110 Tricks? Aye. 307 00:27:57,950 --> 00:27:59,590 I'm afraid you'll just have to trust me. 308 00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:01,790 That's like trusting a fox in a henhouse. 309 00:28:02,010 --> 00:28:04,770 Spare me the poisonous barbs, Major. They fall on deaf ears. 310 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:09,070 I have proposed a logical solution. Now you find something better. 311 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:10,790 Donnie's right. 312 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:11,890 It's our best chance. 313 00:28:12,030 --> 00:28:15,690 But... No buts. Now, you set it up that way and don't wait for me if I'm not 314 00:28:15,690 --> 00:28:17,850 back. That warp could close up at any time. 315 00:28:18,890 --> 00:28:21,530 All right, let's get back to the Jupiter and pick up some superchargers. 316 00:28:22,530 --> 00:28:24,910 Rush, Smith, you and the robot stay here and guard this. 317 00:28:25,150 --> 00:28:27,530 When we get back, we'll assemble it inside the cave. 318 00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:35,910 I knew they'd see it my way. 319 00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:47,770 and I'll take the high road and I'll be in Scotland before ye and me and my true 320 00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:53,410 love will never meet again by the bonny, bonny banks of Loch Lomond. 321 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:58,590 Oh, dearie, dearie me, what a horrible sound. 322 00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:02,210 Well, 323 00:29:04,690 --> 00:29:06,490 what do you want, you bobble -headed booby? 324 00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:10,750 Some sounds are even too much for my electronic hearing, Dr. Smith. 325 00:29:13,830 --> 00:29:15,010 I see what you mean. 326 00:29:16,230 --> 00:29:20,290 Well, sir, I might as well say farewell to you now, since I shall be departing 327 00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:20,849 in the morning. 328 00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:25,130 And let me tell you that our association has been most unpleasant, and I do not 329 00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:27,130 regret its termination in the very least. 330 00:29:27,730 --> 00:29:28,730 Mutual, Dr. Smith. 331 00:29:29,690 --> 00:29:30,689 What did you say? 332 00:29:30,690 --> 00:29:33,330 I said do not be so certain you will not be coming back. 333 00:29:33,790 --> 00:29:36,630 I shall never return, you tint -enabulating tin can. 334 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:38,110 Never. 335 00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:43,730 Ah, my dear sir, what lovely, lovely music. So delicate. 336 00:29:44,830 --> 00:29:50,210 Quiet! You're disturbing me, music weasel snout. My sincere apologies, my 337 00:29:50,210 --> 00:29:54,210 sir. But I did think that since we are to journey together through time and 338 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,150 space, we should know a bit more about each other. 339 00:29:56,700 --> 00:30:00,980 I am Dr. Zachary Smith, psychic investigator extraordinaire. 340 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:05,720 I am a student of the occult, a sophisticated man of the world, a bon 341 00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:09,940 You're nothing but a nasty, mealy -mouthed gizzard. That's what you are. 342 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:14,020 I beg your pardon. And a treasonous to the first water. Oh, I know your kind 343 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,020 very well, Smith. 344 00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:20,140 You have no intention of sending a rescue back to your comrades when you're 345 00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:21,059 on Earth. 346 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:22,800 And I wouldn't be a bit surprised. 347 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,780 But there's nothing but dirty shirts in that wee bag of yours there. 348 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,260 My dear Hamish. Quiet, that's enough. 349 00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:30,620 Don't deny it. 350 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:32,300 Very well. 351 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,140 But under the circumstances, I would find it most inconvenient for them to 352 00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:38,220 return to Earth to bear witness against me. 353 00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:43,400 I knew it, I knew it. But surely the rule of self -preservation was the same 354 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,700 your time, was it not? There were always self -seekers. Well, 355 00:30:49,780 --> 00:30:51,260 I beg you, sir, I implore you. 356 00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:53,660 Do not betray me to the others. 357 00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:56,720 I have no intention of it. 358 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:02,480 It has always been my belief that a man finds his own just desserts. 359 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,540 And now, good night to you, Dr. Smith. 360 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:13,320 All right, as soon as you get to Earth, you make sure the Space Authority gets 361 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,000 this. And up here, Smith is here. 362 00:31:19,690 --> 00:31:21,190 All right, Marie, let's get this activated. 363 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,370 Goodbye, dear William. 364 00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:29,310 Try to cherish the priceless bits of wisdom that I've managed to pass on to 365 00:31:29,570 --> 00:31:30,690 Take care, Dr. Smith. 366 00:31:31,430 --> 00:31:34,870 And Penny, how I shall miss you, dear Penny. 367 00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:38,230 We'll be seeing you again soon, Dr. Smith. Of course you will. 368 00:31:38,970 --> 00:31:39,970 Goodbye. 369 00:31:40,490 --> 00:31:41,490 Now I'm ready. 370 00:31:42,190 --> 00:31:43,190 Stand by. 371 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,280 You've got 20 seconds. 372 00:32:24,590 --> 00:32:25,590 Leave an hour. 373 00:32:27,310 --> 00:32:28,310 Oh, dear. 374 00:32:29,170 --> 00:32:30,990 Don't worry, Mom. We'll get Will back. 375 00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:32,610 I hope. 376 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,120 What a grand, cozy feeling, huh? 377 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:55,620 Hey, bish! 378 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,240 Hey, this rouglam is! Wait for me! 379 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,460 Did you hear that, Dinkus? Did you hear that, huh? 380 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,020 Now, now, none of that, you naughty boy. None of that, I say. 381 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,020 Give him a bit of a fright, all right. 382 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,220 Just to let him know what kind of a place he's in, huh? 383 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,480 Hamish, are you there? 384 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,400 Hamish? 385 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,459 Oh, good heavens. 386 00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:28,460 It worked. 387 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:29,940 It's Earth. 388 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,440 I'm back on Earth. 389 00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:35,840 Is that you, Hamish? 390 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,840 Forgive me. I forgot that you're not used to such terrible sights, huh? 391 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:41,580 Did the cold chills run up and down your spine, huh? Yes, they did. Indeed, they 392 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,060 did. Good, good. 393 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,440 And your teeth? 394 00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:46,800 Did they chitter -chatter and gnash? 395 00:34:47,179 --> 00:34:49,639 Yes, so much so that they still hurt. 396 00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:53,239 Oh, I meant rare for them all together, huh? 397 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,340 How did I get here? 398 00:34:57,190 --> 00:34:59,230 And what happened to that horrible creature? 399 00:34:59,650 --> 00:35:00,650 Hush now, hush. 400 00:35:00,990 --> 00:35:04,390 You're speaking of Angus, a dear relative. 401 00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:06,510 A relative, I see. 402 00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:10,370 Well, I'm sure he'd be much more charming under other circumstances. 403 00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:13,890 Yes, well, now, come along now. We'd better be going inside. 404 00:35:14,350 --> 00:35:16,590 Yes, my baggage. Ah, just so. 405 00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:39,850 What is it? Here we are. 406 00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:41,190 Isn't this cozy? 407 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:42,530 Cozy indeed. 408 00:35:42,610 --> 00:35:43,650 I think not. 409 00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:46,870 What is this I'm seeing? 410 00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:48,530 A chopping block. 411 00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:49,870 A chopping block. What? 412 00:35:50,090 --> 00:35:52,030 And this is the chopper. 413 00:35:54,330 --> 00:35:58,250 And this makes a man laugh. Moments very comfortable indeed. 414 00:35:58,810 --> 00:36:01,290 Listen, would you like to try it, huh? 415 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Heaven forbid. 416 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:07,180 Now, let's not dawdle any longer, sir. Just show me the way out of here and 417 00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:08,500 to my beautiful earth. 418 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,840 Ah, just so, just so. 419 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:13,600 You might try that door over there. 420 00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:15,400 That door? Aye. 421 00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,020 You're quite sure? 422 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:22,220 Oh, certain. 423 00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:24,380 World. 424 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:26,200 Dear world. 425 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:50,740 make it easy for a man to go from one world to the next, huh? 426 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,420 Although, my dear sir, I must implore you, let me return to my friends at 427 00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:55,218 if you please. 428 00:36:55,220 --> 00:37:00,020 Your friends, huh? The ones that you were so anxious to leave behind, is it, 429 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,320 huh? Well... Well, no matter. 430 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,940 There's the door, laddie. 431 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,480 The door. 432 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:14,080 But remember, Uncle Angus will be waiting on the other side for you. 433 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:15,700 Uncle? 434 00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:17,770 Angus. Help! 435 00:37:18,010 --> 00:37:23,430 Help me! You shouty, no one can hear you. Get me out of here. You must get me 436 00:37:23,430 --> 00:37:24,430 out of here. 437 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,810 Hush, hush, hush, lad. 438 00:37:26,450 --> 00:37:29,190 You'll grow to love this place in a hundred years or so. 439 00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:30,810 A hundred years? 440 00:37:31,370 --> 00:37:35,830 My dear sir, I shall be dead of salvation much before then. Oh, that you 441 00:37:35,830 --> 00:37:36,830 indeed, laddy. 442 00:37:37,150 --> 00:37:42,150 And maybe then, as a ghosty, you'll provide a fitting companion for myself. 443 00:37:42,370 --> 00:37:44,190 A ghosty? An earthbound spirit? 444 00:37:44,590 --> 00:37:45,590 Me? 445 00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:50,230 For a man of your miserable disposition, it's the only fitting thing. 446 00:37:51,050 --> 00:37:54,850 Miserable disposition, indeed. I don't think you should talk about miserable 447 00:37:54,850 --> 00:38:00,870 dispositions. You miserable spectre! After all, no one in my family turned 448 00:38:00,870 --> 00:38:01,890 traitor to the king. 449 00:38:02,170 --> 00:38:03,129 What? 450 00:38:03,130 --> 00:38:04,370 Your family? 451 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:06,390 And what were they, mate, I ask, ah? 452 00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:11,650 A miserable bunch of ragpickers, I'll want. How dare you, sir? 453 00:38:17,930 --> 00:38:20,630 In Scotland. Oh, to be sure, to be sure. Say you so indeed. 454 00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:21,950 Say I so indeed. 455 00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:23,090 And let me add you further. 456 00:38:23,390 --> 00:38:25,330 I am direct descent to the... 457 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:35,700 Not me. 458 00:40:07,180 --> 00:40:08,380 Oh, I'm dreaming. 459 00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:10,400 I must be dreaming. Oh, the pain. 460 00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:11,299 The pain. 461 00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:14,320 Don't make the ropes too tight. Oh, tell your silly klutz. 462 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,660 Now, down. Down. No, no. No, no. No. 463 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,280 No. 464 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,839 Go ahead. 465 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,140 Put the poor man out of his misery. 466 00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:31,980 Shameful. Shameful. You nasty creature. You caused a man to miss his job. 467 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,580 Oh, we'll give it another try. 468 00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:36,020 Whenever you're... 469 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,120 Doctor Smith! 470 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,260 What are you doing here? 471 00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:48,620 Will you help me, save me? Don't let him chop off my head. I should say not. Who 472 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:52,080 ever heard of such a thing? Now, now, now, lady, there are great issues at 473 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:56,980 here. Once his miserable, worthless head rolls in the dust, I shall be free to 474 00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:58,420 enter into my eternal rest. 475 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,760 I have never heard of anything so utterly selfish. 476 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:06,480 Selfish? I'm thinking not of myself, but of poor Angus out there. Think of him, 477 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:11,620 laddie, lying there in the bottom of that lake for 900 years, all covered 478 00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:15,800 slimy crawly things and in that horrible monster shape of his. 479 00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:18,940 Now, once I'm free, he'll be free too. 480 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:23,040 Now, stand aside, ladies, stand aside, and I'll be over in a snick -snack job. 481 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,800 Dr. Smith isn't a good man, but he's not a bad one either. 482 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,000 The thing is, he's alive. 483 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,380 He's a man like you were once. 484 00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:24,440 Remember how it was when you could be strong and weak all at the same time? 485 00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:28,160 When you wanted to do good things, but they turned out bad because you were 486 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,860 human and a man like Dr. Smith. 487 00:42:30,820 --> 00:42:32,820 Angus, please, ask Hamish to let Dr. 488 00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:34,060 Smith go. 489 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,720 You put Hamish Rue Glamis to shame. 490 00:42:58,020 --> 00:42:59,360 What about Dr. Smith? 491 00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:00,940 Ah, yes. 492 00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:06,120 Well, all right. Take him. Take him and go back where you belong. 493 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,560 Thanks, Hamish. 494 00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:11,000 And thank Angus, too. Aye, we'll go off with you. 495 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,560 Yes, pretty good. 496 00:44:01,870 --> 00:44:02,870 for one thing. What? 497 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:06,030 I sure feel sorry for poor Hamish and Angus back there. 498 00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:08,510 Sorry indeed, the back of my hand to the both of them. 499 00:44:09,110 --> 00:44:14,110 However, it might perhaps be the time for charity to outweigh justice. 500 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:25,230 Well, maybe a bit of a tune will cheer us up, eh, Angus? 501 00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:40,720 Mayor de Glamis. 502 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:45,580 Yes? Who calls Hamish Roo Glamis? 503 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,860 It's your father, Hamish. 504 00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:53,100 Father? I haven't heard from you in a long time. 505 00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:56,340 Hamish, my son, you failed to take your righteous revenge. 506 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,420 I know, father, I know. 507 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:04,040 But like you always say, I am a bit of a fool. 508 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,640 Hamish, you might have lost your chance for eternal rest. 509 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,180 You were guilty of charity, Hamish. 510 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:17,180 Yes, I... I suppose so. And for that, Hamish, lair of Glamis, there can be but 511 00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:18,180 one judgment. 512 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,380 Come home, Hamish. 513 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:26,540 Oh, you... You mean for... You've earned your rest. Now get a move on. 514 00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:28,340 Oh. 515 00:45:29,180 --> 00:45:32,460 What... What about poor Angus, father? 516 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,380 Oh, take him along. 517 00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:38,030 Agus, come on out, Daddy. 518 00:45:38,690 --> 00:45:40,590 Out. Come on out up on there. 519 00:45:41,130 --> 00:45:42,390 Here, give me your hand. 520 00:46:45,580 --> 00:46:50,260 if you ask me. No one did, you Neanderthal ninny. And spare me the 521 00:46:50,260 --> 00:46:52,220 libs. All right, all right, wait. 522 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,020 Now, you're in the house, Dr. Smith, and the mother reacts in fear. 523 00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:57,300 Let's hear it. 524 00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:38,950 Play doesn't need a director. It needs a referee. 525 00:47:39,470 --> 00:47:42,930 Now, when you're all ready to take this seriously, call me! 526 00:47:43,310 --> 00:47:44,650 Do not leave, Will Robinson. 527 00:47:44,870 --> 00:47:45,870 We need you. 528 00:47:45,890 --> 00:47:48,810 We don't need the writer or the director. All we need is the star. 529 00:47:49,430 --> 00:47:52,010 Me. Penny, let's try it for my entrance. 530 00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:53,870 I will knock and you will answer. 531 00:47:54,810 --> 00:47:56,170 What was my line again? 532 00:47:56,550 --> 00:47:57,730 Just one moment. 533 00:47:59,030 --> 00:48:00,750 Oh, yes. Now I remember. 534 00:48:01,210 --> 00:48:03,030 We're waiting for the knock at the door, Dr. Smith.